In that time the fires of hell have burned through ground. My house collapsed. All babies have become homosexuals with no concept of morality. God has disowned us. Strange lizard men have started taking over parliament. The undead have woken and are on a mission of destruction. My eyeballs have burst. And ducks are speaking latin.
I live in Ireland and can confirm this is 100% true, we can hear all of the screams from here.
Every story ends with a point so if you ever feel pointless, remember that then your story isn’t ended yet.